Friday, December 12, 2008

Nice Job!

So your walking into your favorite discount store and someone walks up to you and hands you a hundred dollars. You (A) look for the cameras and tell them to leave you alone, (B) tell them to f@#k off, your not in the mood for it, or (C) take that sh@t and wonder what drugs that person is on while buying useless crap you probably wouldn't of bought otherwise. Well, that's what happened at a busy store, where an unknown person or persons just randomly passed out hundred dollar bills to people going in and out the store. So FYI to all you well to do people out there, be a pal and get out there and start handing out some of your money too! If you really want to make an impact step it up and hand out a thousand dollars because we all know a hundred isn't what it use to be. So now that that's settled i will be waiting for you at Best Buy in Kendall at 8PM sharp!


Seriously kids are in serious need of some good parenting these days. When i was a kid, whenever my friends and I wanted to take a swim we would jump into a lake or break into a private pool in some condo community. Nowadays its all about skinny dipping at your jobs (KFC) industrial sink! What these retards were thinking is anyone's guess but next time you eat at KFC or any place for that matter just imagine someone washing their genitals in the same sink they wash the dishes and cooking utensils. To top it off these brainiacs document their whole bi-sexual sink swim and post it up on myspace. Good one!

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